Emily

self destructive ball of chaos who if given the chance will make things worse -

[Emily @emhost]

Im not sure what’s a bigger joke right now, the US or the bruins

[Emily @emhost]

There better be “fire Sweeney” chants at every game for the next two weeks

[Bruins luchador @bruinsluchador]

Check in on your bruins fans, they’re not ok

[Emily @emhost]

Dear @NHLBruins management

What the actual fuck

[Emily @emhost]

@coluccid2 Ready to burn the place down?

[Emily @emhost]

I have broken my twitter silence to say:

This is the worst day to be a @NHLBruins fan and instead of getting rid of players that could/should be core, get rid of the shitty management

Thank you

[Emily @emhost]

The OG Vice Edition collection is so fire I might actually become a Heat fan

[Emily @emhost]

I thought Texas was supposed to be warm 🥶

[Emily @emhost]

Well apparently I’m allergic to ashwagandha tea

Oops

[Emily @emhost]

I’m 99% positive we are the same person in a different multiverse

[Emily @emhost]

When you and your brother both have delayed flights in different terminals so you’re comparing updates

[Emily @emhost]

@tessiconic The tsa worker did the same to me last night. Thank you?

[Emily @emhost]

I HATE traveling during the holidays

[Emily @emhost]

@zejibo I’d be disappointed if you didn’t

[Emily @emhost]

@melthehippie You tell ‘em

[Emily @emhost]

Found out the hard way I’m allergic to the wood in my plugs 😅

[Emily @emhost]

I just found out I lost a close friend and then my job in the span of 20 minutes. I’d like to take today and return to sender please and thank you

[Emily @emhost]

Barclay Crenshaw was canceled tomorrow and now tickets to Wax Motif tonight are “off sale”. Time to cry

[Emily @emhost]

@macefacekilla_ Wow I gotta step up my game

[Emily @emhost]

Why does every cat love me, but mine?