Emily Howard

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The Harry Potter spell "Lumos" can be used to activate Android and iPhone flashlights

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

@AmericanAir has kept us on an airplane for over 8 hours for a 3 hour flight with no option to get off the plane at the origin. Seems fair, right?

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

If anyone cares, @AmericanAir just shut off our engine at the end of the runway instead of letting us off the plane for the inevitable cancellation

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

For the second time in a month, @AmericanAir has boarded my flight with 0 intention of taking off. Thanks for the great customer service :)

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

@shaqueena247 and I got blocked on insta on the same night... is this true friendship??

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

No water. No lights. No problem. 💀

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

The funniest part about It being 12 degrees in Dallas is that in a week, It will be 65 degrees.

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

*on the phone with a coworker while making a midday snack* me: I run my dishwasher every other day. Him: yes because you are always eating. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

Has anyone ever watched the parent trap and wondered where are all the counselors at camp Walden? How do these 11 year olds get away with so much?

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

Me: *gets in bed early to read*
Also me: *sits on phone until time to go to sleep*

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

Torn between wanting a dog and not wanting to take care of the dog

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

A guy turned to me tonight and said “if you’re here, who is running hell?” And I’ve never received a better compliment 😇

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

Dodgers in 7

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

@shaqueena247 How could I ever forget the one time I tried going drink for drink with you, I ended up in the hospital?

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

Got a ball at the NLCS game tonight and made some kid cry because I wouldn’t give It to him. His dad proceeded to tell me that I could probably get another one and his son couldn’t. Did i keep the ball? Yes.

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

Did I get a bag of powdered donuts delivered? Yes. Did I eat the majority of the bag in one sitting? Also yes.

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

Scheduled a hair cut to chop off 10 inches. Did it just give me anxiety? Yes. Will I cry? Probably.

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

Next phase of adulting: learn how to take laundry out of the dryer on the same day It is done

[Emily Howard @emhoward3]

Joe Kelly should be your favorite Dodger player.

[Rachel Hopmayer @rachelhopmayer]

Joe Kelly. 💀💀💀 https://t.co/PXLcLRdUYe