miCOOL jackson

my personal public diary | professionally mentally ill

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

where did my drafts go

[andrew @mrnastynodrama]

This is what stuff should cost:

Can of pop: $1
Coffee (drip): $1.50
Espresso drink: $3.00
Sandwich: $5
Movie ticket: $10
Phone bill: $30
Internet: $30
Rent (with roommates): $400
Rent (alone): $750
House: $150,000

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

you're in his dms but he's in my bed taking an autism quiz. we are not the same🫶🏼

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

give a mouse a cookie, give a moose a muffin- what about me? what do i get??

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

does it cost money because i'm there

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

treat urself

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

Definitely me

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

@snoozieQ_ get in my car

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

got told i give scrappy dappy doo energy and this is my villain origin story

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

do the boys still like an oakland face and an LA booty??

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

that groundhog can respectfully gth

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

nothing sluttier than a man that cooks

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

everyone should quit their jobs

[Microplastic Hoarder @H_eatther]

i think paul blart killed harmbe

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

can't believe AnnaLynne just saved us from WW3🙏🏼🙏🏼

[AnnaLynne McCord @IAMannalynnemcc]

Dear Mister President Vladimir Putin…

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

in my new moon (possibility) era permanently

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

i'll cry

[Rachel Ramirez @rachjuramirez]

Dollar Tree will soon be $1.25 tree.

The company announced it will raise prices from $1 to $1.25 on the majority of its products by the first quarter of 2022. @nmeyersohn reports. https://t.co/Ew2Gp5Nck7

[Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman]

Jackson Public Schools announced that six schools are going ALL VIRTUAL this morning—but NOT because of COVID.

They're going all virtual because they lack running water.

Jackson, Mississippi, folks. A capital city in the richest nation on earth.

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

@sarahmcclainn 7th!! in an ENGLISH class!

[miCOOL jackson @emhust]

had a kid in class ask me what parenthesis were today, high hopes for the next generation