Emmy Lou

Time is money, money is power, power is pizza, and pizza is knowledge, let’s go!

[Emmy Lou @emiLOLOLy]

Tooth fairy #FridayNightFights

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Win our Backyard to Backcountry Giveaway #by2bc via @theoutbound https://t.co/MvG0tn0CDU

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@royaker we were watching this for some reason too... #onthisthedayofmydaughterswedding

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@jonkleba719 apple ones suuuuck

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Hating all Muslims for what happened in Paris is like hating all Christians because of the gay-hating Westboro Baptist Church.

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@Eilefson17 because I have a life.

Okay no I don't.

[Brent Eilefson @Eilefson17]

I feel like it's the '90s.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

Ahmed on his clock: "It was a simple invention. I wanted to show my teachers, to impress them." #inners

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Spilled salsa on my memory foam

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Hanging out at the laundromat because it has AC

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Cut-offs and corduroys are not okay (despite what one person says.)

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Meh, that bitch can shove it.

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I don't care what others say—flossing once twice per day is not an overkill.

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TMJ—it's a real problem.

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Joan Rivers endoscopy selfie.

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I like poop