Jo*Ro

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

See. No. We can’t be cool if your behavior consistently causes me to feel/think/say things that don’t align with the person I’ve chosen to be. Like if the options are upholding my boundaries at the detriment of my character or not knowing you, I will always choose the latter.

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

@CensoredMJ @pgh_scanner Probably another kid….

That’s how words work.

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

I require Indian food and attention to survive. I’m presently receiving neither.

If I die tonight, you know why…

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

I’m baaaaaackkkkkkkkkk…. For a brief second

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

How to use Twitter in 2023:
*tweet a series of things
*disappear for weeks
*return to dump more tweets
*disappear again
*repeat

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

Have not been on here in forever 😬🫠 this post is fucking unhinged 🤣

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

I also had some of the best sex of my 27 years of life with my lil boo thang and clearly, wedding invites are going out next week at this point 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

Where people see our fun and our chaos, I see our resilience. If you guys really knew the year we’ve had 😭

I owe this year to you: I wouldn’t have survived it otherwise.

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

#NewProfilePic

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

I also had some of the best sex of my 27 years of life with my lil boo thang and clearly, wedding invites are going out next week at this point 😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

That said: just wanted to share a couple of pics from my birthday because it was simply wonderful and I’m so loved and spoiled.

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

How to use Twitter in 2023:
*tweet a series of things
*disappear for weeks
*return to dump more tweets
*disappear again
*repeat

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

I woke up sick so, naturally, I’m going to be a baby who requires attention

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

Men are so weird.

We have sheets and a comforter on the bed… we do. They’re perfectly fine.

I have no clue why, this week, he insists on sleeping in a sleeping bag… on top of the comforter. 🙃

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

Idc what anyone says, learning how to love people their way is HARD. 🙃

But I commit to it. I do.

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

I require Indian food and attention to survive. I’m presently receiving neither.

If I die tonight, you know why…

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

I used to be the person who would fight so hard to be seen/heard/understood. Like I would perseverate on principles and getting the last word in.

I’m tired y’all.

I will just walk away mid conversation…
You get me or you don’t. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

This is gonna get sober jordan canceled in the AM.

I’m a black woman fyi.

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

Drunk Jo is a vibeeeeeeeeee 🤣😭❤️

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

It’s me casually popping my anxiety meds with Red Bull.

I clearly love life on the edge.

The edge of my fucking sanity.

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

On a scale of 0 - Taking Melatonin So You Can Go Back To Sleep When He Leaves, how codependent of a sleeper are you?

I’ll start: 💊💤

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

What’s it like living with a man? I’ll tell you… 🙃

[Jo*Ro @emi___rod0623]

Being life partners actually just means that one of you is constantly asking “have you seen my _____” and the other one is constantly exasperated by it. Every day. Until you die. 🙃

You’re invited to guess the role I play here.