Emi Schild

I’ve definitely peaked in life

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

The only way to get through quarantine is to re-make your favourite Horrible Histories song @HH_World @realmatbaynton @JimHowick @Lazbotron @benwillbond @simonfarnaby (end of video below)

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

Rewatching how to train your dragon 2 made me realise that hiccup really was the blueprint for skinny white boys with curly hair

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

WHY IS IT ALWAYS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET THE FIRST TISSUE OUT OF THE BOX

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

Bring back manly men.

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

Lol I literally feel anxious at the thought of feeling anxious. It’s a bit of a spiral

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

This election is stressing me tf out and I’m not even American

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

@beth_schild Definitely a blouse

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

I JUST WANT TO MOVE TO ITALY AND SEE HARRY STYLES RUNNING AROUND IN A WHITE BLOUSE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

I’d pay all my £200 that I have to rewatch my dreams, they’re honestly the best thing ever

[henry joce @henry_joce]

Some of you never spent hours at the kitchen table crying as your dad shouts ‘WHAT IS 3 TIMES 7?’

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

All I do now is be sad and wish Harry Potter was real

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

No more than groups of 6 to sit in a park but mixing with 3 groups of 20 in college, who then go on to mix with another 3 groups each with no social distancing is fine?? Make it make sense

[isabella 🧸 @WALLSVOL93]

friendly reminder that “dark humor” is not an excuse to be racist, homophobic, or just a shit person in general. dark humor is making jokes based off your own trauma and experiences, no one else’s. so next time you use it to hide your racism hatred, think again. bye :)

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

My only skill is Harry Potter trivia but I have to say I’m extremely proud of it so it’s fine

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

Does running your wrists under cold water actually cool your blood down or is that just another lie our parents told us?

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

I’m sat in the car listening to Hamilton and I looked over at my sister and she’s listening to Drum and Bass Father

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

Did your primary school make singing CDs or did you go to a boring one?

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

How are people who don’t have pets not constantly sad?

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

@FfionHilling I rest my case, you’re a bit weird

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

Anyone who would eat a banana when it’s still green is a right weirdo

[Emi Schild @emi_schild]

@FfionHilling Yep...when it’s ripe