tim

two time typhoid fever survivor, artist, comic (she/her)

[tim @emi_timmer]

I made a guy wait until the end of Mrs. Doubtfire to makeout with him because he’d never seen it before and I believe in education of the arts

[tim @emi_timmer]

How do I explain to recruiters that my dream job is Professional Podcast Guest?

[tim @emi_timmer]

Mentally, I am here.

[tim @emi_timmer]

@not_bernstein

[tim @emi_timmer]

Constantly resisting the urge to say “but anyways, how are YOU doing?” to my therapist

[tim @emi_timmer]

Leaving work early because I stayed up too late watching the Sister Wives premiere :/

[tim @emi_timmer]

@lizziewitha_y @NJTRANSIT Icon behavior though

[tim @emi_timmer]

@not_bernstein Omg you belong

[tim @emi_timmer]

How do I make sure Kristen Bell knows and is extremely excited about my engagement?

[tim @emi_timmer]

@not_bernstein Haunted

[tim @emi_timmer]

@lyncmorg Vlog of you eating it!!!

[booboo the fool @mascphantasm]

coming to terms with the fact that I’ll never have a viral tweet because y’all like those “milk is just cow water 🤔” tweets too much

[tim @emi_timmer]

Trying to be the most hated person on the plane today ♥️

[tim @emi_timmer]

Missing the tulip time Saturday parade today, don’t text.

[tim @emi_timmer]

@fly_a_kuite If you message TSA on Instagram or Twitter, they’re pretty good about getting back to you!

[Hannah 🦕 @Hannahhjohnson5]

Why did my brother send me this on Instagram

[tim @emi_timmer]

@SophieAwad Incredible archive

[booboo the fool @mascphantasm]

consolidated my student loans

[tim @emi_timmer]

@gabbieeick Cutie!?!??!!!!!

[tim @emi_timmer]

Wish I could escape the need to be every tour guide’s favorite guest of the day

[tim @emi_timmer]

@molliekate99 Thank god I’m not alone