emily

joe cool

[emily @emicisne]

god pls let me be a rodent in the next life

[emily @emicisne]

showed up to the wicker park thrift fat and wearing jeans

[a @hereditvry_]

try 2 hours without deborah vance

[OUTMANISM @OUTMANISM]

How Tigers players would react if you asked their pronouns!

Kerry Carpenter: I use any pronouns! Thanks for asking :)

[tara @proletarat]

Yeah can I get the nasty dirty filthy disgusting chai latte please. Iced

[ClarkisKing @clarkisking1]

This might be the first 3 game series where no team wins

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

“do you smoke?”
non smokers: “no”
cig smokers: “yes”
weed smokers: “smoke what?”

[daughter name Jimmy @DuckdogRadio]

she’s rly just always saying something and i admire that a lot about her

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

there is still time to delete your reply

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

If you live in chicago and we haven’t met we will be getting a beer this summer

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Just found out that Take Me Out to the ballgame is actually a song about a woman who loves baseball wanting to go to a game for a date instead of a show??

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

99% of batters stop chasing the low and away breaking ball right before hitting a HR

[kaylee @DietCokeVEVO]

scarlet, boystown, chicago, USA

[emily @emicisne]

@numberg1rl @essexhoney_ omg bae

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A praying mantis landed on his hat, and instead of freaking out, he gave the little guy an update on the game 😂

[Anthony Moeglin @ADMegs_10]

What was the temperature of this game??

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

This is what Dock Ellis was seeing on June 12th, 1970

[linda @itgirlbackup]

Highkey losing my mind over how incredible this is actually

[2joser2loser @joserloser]

Just saw a dude almost get taken out by the Chicago wind because he was wearing these

[Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos]

Due to unforeseen circumstances, Ayatollah Khamenei Bobblehead Day on Sunday, April 12 has been cancelled