chmi

all the good versions of my name were taken

[chmi @emiichmii]

Guys I’ve MADE IT

[alex @abjortia]

me and the caesar salad

[chmi @emiichmii]

@derangedmilk Don’t spiral me at 9:30 on a Friday

[chmi @emiichmii]

@TaikaWaititi @MarvelStudios @JeanneYangStyle @Prada @Cartier Omg todays the day! Should we bring Korg to see it?

[John Eric Vona @derangedmilk]

Very, very proud of this and honored that my editor at Slate entrusted me to speak on such an important issue

https://t.co/xklXqgeN6d

[chmi @emiichmii]

We are on the cusp of WWIII and I got $40 deodorant on amazon. Wild.

[chmi @emiichmii]

People that use satin pillows are lying about using them. Y’all got that thing on a leash or what

[chmi @emiichmii]

It’s the one year anniversary of my @codyko Christmas tree… is it my year to be on your tree?? #makeitreal #tiktokclout

[Megan Wyreweden @thecreepingmoon]

Apparently this is my new favorite canvas shape. Found some dollhouse miniature cathedral frames online and decided to paint some accompanying window scenes 🍂Will try to have a small batch for ECCC next month ☺️

[John Eric Vona @derangedmilk]

My first full length short story is live today ⁦@OnyxPublication⁩!!! And as someone who loves to listen to stories on podcasts, I’m doubly blessed to have placed my story at publication that does that! https://t.co/mVjCsgzA1m

[chmi @emiichmii]

Paul Rudd got to where he is without sunscreen and retinol. Why are we slaves to cosmetics??

[chmi @emiichmii]

Sad there’s no @landoncassill merch out :(

[danny @ NYCC AA B-39 @Danny8bit]

lmao nice fucking try, candyman

[chmi @emiichmii]

Remembering the shrimps found in Cinnamon Toast Crunch but only while I’m eating it

[chmi @emiichmii]

Answered a literal job offer with oh fuck I thought this was my Uber eats so,,, not winning

[chmi @emiichmii]

@samwhatshisface Take that back

[chmi @emiichmii]

@rayanneanid Thinking about the time you bought concert tickets in the bathroom at school

[chmi @emiichmii]

I can’t believe I just got BULLIED into eating long John silvers

[chmi @emiichmii]

Someone fr SERIOUSLY said bill nye was sexy today. She’s 22 but also uses Clinique I think she’s secretly a boomer

[chmi @emiichmii]

“Hey I’m gonna check this color on your hand for the undertone but your hand will be more tan then your face”
“It’s not tan enough.”