Emily Godinez

[HEATHER McDONALD @HeatherMcDonald]

Wow you try to do your own thing, you are #2 on the charts then NBC steals it. Shocked by Hoda, Jenna and Justin
#juicyscoopwithheathermcdonald #7years #hundredsofmillionsofdownloads #NBC #JustinSylvester #todayshow @hodakotb @HodaAndJenna @JennaBushHager @TODAYshow

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

@kittycatqueen15 PSA they have good financing options if you’d like to get it ordered before your taxes come in because it takes a while to get delivered 🙂

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

Coworker: did you watch the tiger king thing?
Me: (excited) YES I've watched it twice and listened to the podcast it's so funny
Her: oh we only got through 18 minutes it was so sad
Me:.... yeah sad... but also funny...

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

HEY HEY HEY!

Don’t make holes in the walls!

#raisingboys

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

We have different goals

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

Husband: I cleaned the scale today

Me: why?

Him: because it was reading me 10 lbs under, but I fixed it.

Me: 😭😭😭

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

Husband and me watching #thebachelorette:

Me: imagine how much you’d love me if we just vacationed for 6 weeks

Him: imagine how many fights we’d have

#truelove

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

Me: “No Mom, I’m good tonight, I don’t need any help”

Gio: *poops in the tub*

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Me: sits outside for 30 min

That’s a good amount of sun.

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Me: he’s a toddler, let him make a mess
Him: challenge accepted
Him: pours 1/2 gal of oil on the floor
Him: splashes in it
Him: rubs it in his hair

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

@mrsandersonbro We had to potty train Rango in the winter and I said never again 😅

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@angela_en I literally cried when you text me asking if I forgot 😢

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

Best purchase of my life was when I bought the entire Harry Potter book series for $1.75, don’t @ me

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

Apparently you can’t use @Luvs at night because the diaper will EXPLODE, AND YOUR CHILD NEEDS A 7AM BATH

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

Watching the #kkkdocumentary on Netflix. This man is 24 years old and believes Auschwitz was a rehabilitation “summer” camp. I cannot.

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

Me: *tanning outside*
My husband: "you don't even look pregnant like that, you just look chubby"
Me:.....
Him: "I'm the best husband"

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Lol because I'm pregnant

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Other people: "We're welcoming another little angel into our lives! Bring on 2017!"

Me: *tries not to adopt another dog in 2017*

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

@angela_en Star Trek 🙋

[Emily Godinez @emiiiillyann]

When kids politely take one piece of candy