emiily ;

witch ; (bi)tch

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in that mood where cutting off 8 inches of hair sounds like the Best Idea Ever

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‘why are you such a romantic?’ because my sister raised me on A Cinderella Story. THAT’S WHY.

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my 6 month old is IN LOVE with the Lorax. sometimes it’s the only thing that makes him happy. @DannyDeVito he loves your work!

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can we pls get rid of Jeff Hoffman

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I wish I could watch Titanic for the first time again

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Like 1 yr ago today, I missed my period, and now I have the most amazing 3 month old WHAT

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insane

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who let me have a baby?

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when are we going to stop using Hoffman in high leverage situations???

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put up my bedroom Christmas tree and I could not be more thrilled

[Hayley McGoldrick @GoldieOnSports]

imagine being worth a trillion dollars and sweeping the NLCS just to get battered by the power of friendship

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*sends Eric a link to a dress so I don’t lose it*
*immediately responds* ‘send me size + colour’

THATS WHY IM HAVING HIS BABY

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why are you giving me new projects and responsibilities? I’m leaving in December

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‘Are you gaining weight or are you having a baby?’ MA’AM you are very lucky that this is a baby because we don’t ask people that 😂

[Kim Kelly @GrimKim]

things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room and you only went in there sometimes

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love that I got the homicidal rage pregnancy hormones and not the crying ones

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if I stress and it’s fine, I worried for nothing. if I stress and it’s not fine, I couldn’t have changed it anyways

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dr: *says the most alarming shit*
me: *panics*
dr: but there’s no need to stress

OK BUD SURE

[emiily ; @emiisue]

I KNEW IT