em | she/they

I still don’t know what to put here

[em | she/they @emil8er]

Some fucking bars from my great uncle 🥺

[Zoë Alice Minneapolis 🏳️‍⚧️ @ZoeAliceMpls]

it’s fine to put something in the men’s restroom that most men don’t use. they already do that with hand soap

[em | she/they @emil8er]

I beg does anyone have recs for this playlist, idk what to call these genres and I need more of this Feral Femme shit

cunty, bitchy, slutty, and queer | alt pop, rap, rock https://t.co/2SeohkI0NY

[em | she/they @emil8er]

@gagasyuyi WHY do they just fully remove them sometimes? 😭

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

"LISTENING PROBLEM"
✨an ADHD poem✨

Excuse me.

Look at me when I’m talking to you.

Are you listening?

What did I just say?

Repeat back what I just said.

That’s what I thought.

You don’t have a hearing problem, you have a *listening* problem.

Could you just pay attention for once?

-

I don’t feel like I’m asking for much.

You’re really testing my patience.

How many times have we talked about this?

I’m getting tired of repeating myself.

I’m starting to feel like a broken record.

We’ve been through this a thousand times.

When are you finally gonna get this through your skull?

-

It feels like you’re doing this on purpose.

If you wanted to, you would.

You’re smarter than this.

You just need to try harder.

Grow up.

It’s called being an adult.

-

Now, don’t you cop an attitude with me.

You’re always so dramatic.

I don’t wanna hear it.

Stop whining.

Tell your excuses to someone who cares.

Why do I even bother?

If you wanted to change, you would.

-

Oh, you’re “struggling” with your mental health?

You’re not doing this on purpose?

You want the benefit of the doubt?

You’re screaming for support at the top of your lungs?

I.

Don’t.

Wanna.

Hear.

It.

(So I won’t.)

[em | she/they @emil8er]

@drewmonson7 Mmm crunchy

[em | she/they @emil8er]

Why are YouTube ads as bad as cable TV now

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’m pacing around and pondering

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

our baja, who blast in heaven

[زهرءzahra @zahracadabra]

i love it when someone asks me if i want to go for a walk. absolutely i would love to go for a walk that is delightful

[em | she/they @emil8er]

@chunkbardey “Turn the AC down” = less cold
“Blast the AC” = more cold
“Put the heat up” = more warm

[em | she/they @emil8er]

Idk maybe it’s just me but I don’t see why it’s so frustrating, just like, ask for clarification if you don’t know what they mean

[🎏 | autistic gay wizard @wizardsofautism]

would this be frustrating for other autistics?

[em | she/they @emil8er]

Needed to go to urgent care bc of chest pain but had to just go home bc my insurance still isn’t active and I can’t afford to pay out of pocket bc I was unemployed for months bc I couldn’t find a job in this god damn market
Hope I don’t fucking die I guess

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

not sure how/when I became iconic in the atheism community but it’s really been a blessing thank god lol.

[em | she/they @emil8er]

@fatfabfeminist Just started a new job as an admin for at a university, making $33/70k 🥲 $14 more than what I was making at my last job

[Alex Ernst @AlexErnst]

I can’t help but think about this SpongeBob moment whenever I drive

[charlie @chunkbardey]

4 times 3 being 12. that is a classic

[em | she/they @emil8er]

@HeyBethMay