emily krause

probably off doing something stupid

[MOH🗿 @literallyMoh]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still wake up with a headache. like excuse me ?? i rebooted the entire system.

[aya ^_^ @yes0ryes]

can we normalize pulling ur underwear out ur ass in public im so fucking uncomfortable

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

first in my bloodline to hear a politician say “you’re right, I’ve got to do better”

[6’4 εcнσ 🫶🏽 @echoarin]

Every….thing….doesn’t….need…a…fucking…SUBSCRIPTION!!!!!

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Had her worried SICK

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

respectfully… why did nobody in my bloodline lock in and secure the generational wealth before i got here?

[Jenni @hashjenni]

It seems like Mamdani doesn’t even have an office he just works the streets like a smiling genie granting common wishes

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[ROSE LANI @pradamercury]

Watching New Yorkers gearing up for the most joyful summer ever with their hot competent mayor and their functional public transportation

[ɴᴀᴅɪ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Softboy @softcreateee]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[erika @yeeeerika]

let's join the cicadas this summer and scream

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

it’s either they let me keep my SSRIs or they find out why i need SSRIs

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons