Emily Kraut

"ladies, if you follow these instructions exactly you might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player maaan at least a dude with a car"

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It means you’re going to lose.

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

if u cant handle me at my unjustified paranoia then u dont deserve me at my completely accurate paranoia

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

a denny’s haiku

if you need a bath,
but you’ve got no hot water,
just use warm gravy.

[Emily Kraut @emilaaya]

which is correct

[Emily Kraut @emilaaya]

@dkorentur @zephanijong Unreal

[Emily Kraut @emilaaya]

@ucfAEPHI @ZetaBetaTauUCF ❤️❤️❤️❤️🤗

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

LIFE IS JUST A BUNCH OF SEAGULLS YOU CHASE ON THE BEACH

GRAB WHAT YOU CAN

HAVE FUN WITH IT

YOURE PROBABLY GONNA LOOK DUMB BUT HEY THATS THE BEACH BABY

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

LOTS TO DO TODAY SO IT LOOKS LIKE ITS TIME TO SIT QUIETLY AND OCCASIONALLY SCREAM UNTIL THERE ISNT ENOUGH TIME TO GET IT ALL DONE

[Emily Kraut @emilaaya]

@alexcanter @lolzdonz I️m gonna cry

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

hello youtube today i will teach u how to get this winged eyeliner look

[SHREK- hubsand, father, pastor @FeministDonut]

Please open your bible to Psalm
BODY ONCE TOLD ME

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

in some personal news, im thrilled to announce that im tired all day no matter how much sleep i get

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

pro advice tip: hitchhike on a tostitito it a one way ticket to dip town