Emil Allard

Designer 🖥, DJ 💿, Musician🎤 & all-round nerd -

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

@inyagirldreamss I have the disc version and STILL can’t play without an online connection

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

@CallofDuty EmilAllard #REBIRTHDAY

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

We picked up our Click & Collect Christmas shop from @Tesco on the afternoon of the 22nd December - the turkey slices for Boxing Day both went out of date and both the satsumas and lemons were mouldy by Christmas Eve. All meant to be Tesco Finest, didn’t even last 2 days!!

[Yuhki Yamashita @yuhkiyam]

Since announcing the acquisition over a year ago now, we’ve talked a lot about what the future could look like, but we haven’t shown it.

So, we came together with @scottbelsky and the @adobe team to imagine “what if ...”

We wanted to share some of our ideas with you.

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

Dear @StarbucksUK please stop making my drinks with sugar-free syrup. It really ruins the drink with an awful after-taste. I got a Salted Caramel Maple Latte from Kingston today and nowhere on the menu did it say that it was sugar-free.

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

Wow! @timhortonsuk is so so bad! It shouldn’t share a name with the real @TimHortons - The nacho beef burger was something from a burger van. Cheap frozen beef patties and 2 nachos. The worst burger I’ve had! Was so excited to see one in Northampton, but the biggest waste of £20!

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

@Casey @nothing .

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

@geekypastimes Yep, hadn’t crashed once on the PS5 until the latest update, now it’s crashed (game totally freezes and you need to force quit the game) 4 times this week.

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

I’ve really tried to like Warzone 2.0, but I can’t get on with it. It’s not fun like the first one. People are laying in buildings, camping safe objectives and it’s impossible to re-gain, because someone is hiding in a bush at the community loadout. I think it might be time…

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

Ummmmm @CommunityFibre what’s happened to my 900mbps internet?

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

@geekypastimes Add the ability to cancel reloads, that’s got me killed too many times!

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

@geekypastimes @Melee_Beast Oh what a coincidence, do you need a graphic designer?

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

@elonmusk

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

So glad I pre-ordered the iPhone 14 Pro Max from @O2 - it came out on 16th September and I have just been told I have to wait another 4 WEEKS! Honestly it’s been the worst customer service I’ve ever had. #iPhone14ProMax #iphone #apple

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

@the50ftsnail @geekypastimes It’s such a shame that you don’t have our audio on it. We were all in pieces!

[Tommy @_TommyMason]

These ‘Fockups’ templates show what your designs will really look like in the wild 😂😂😂😂😂

[Fergus Butler-Gallie @_F_B_G_]

Been having a look at the official logos of Tory leadership hopefuls and now feel sufficiently informed to judge them.

[Emil Allard @Emilallard]

The #ModernWarfareII tagline doesn’t sit well with me:

“The ultimate weapon is team”

[Marko Denic @denicmarko]

YouTube is a free university.

But there are more than 38,000,000 channels there and it's hard to find the good ones.

Here are 10 channels that will make you smarter:

[Charles Webb @WebbDZN]

What NOT to say to Graphic Designers

- A Thread🧵