Emilee Derifield

Aspiring morning person.

[Emilee Derifield @emileederifield]

"What do you do for fun?"

Me: "Anything under $5."

[Snoop Dogg @SnoopDogg]

Did somethin today. 💯👊🏿🔥 #FollowTheDogg

[Chuckles @Chuckles___]

When your best friend gets married it’s basically like you’re getting married

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Anarchists, Agitators or Protestors who vandalize or damage our Federal Courthouse in Portland, or any Federal Buildings in any of our Cities or States, will be prosecuted under our recently re-enacted Statues & Monuments Act. MINIMUM TEN YEARS IN PRISON. Don’t do it! @DHSgov

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When you find the co-worker that ate your lunch “by accident” out of the fridge https://t.co/TpWTUCP8X8

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Incredibly powerful, must-watch moment.

Thank you, @esglaude.

[Andrew Mettry @andymettry]

Can’t wait for the day I can vote for a woman.

[breezy @bneura_]

Racism isn’t a touchy topic if you’re not a fucking racist

[Keith Murphy @KeithMurphy]

This photo from Urbandale Health Care got me.

I’m told married 70 years.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

If you’re wondering whether it’s an overreaction to cancel large gatherings and public events (and I love basketball), here’s a useful primer as to why these measures can slow the spread of the virus and save lives. We have to look out for each other. https://t.co/Ld7Uc8sPTQ

[Katie Sowers @KatieSowers]

If your daughter has a dream of being a football coach in the NFL... or a ballerina... or a professional soccer player.. or a teacher.. or a nurse.. or a doctor.. or an astronaut.. or even PRESIDENT.. just let her know this... She. Can. Do. It. And she will change the world.

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

This headline is trash.
Kealia Ohai (which is her name by the way, since you didn’t even bother to mention it) is incredible entirely on her own merit and deserves to be treated as such.
Be better than this.

[nick @nickch94]

seeing everyone go to Orlando for the iowa state bowl game while I’m stuck in the Midwest

[Tyler Tjaden @AmesSlimShady]

Oh I see its post all your songs you listen to on Spotify SZN.

Thank goodness.

[Iowa State Football @CycloneFB]

Campbell Agrees To Contract Extension Through 2025.

🔗 https://t.co/a9YenFGAEf

🌪️🚨🌪️

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Honestly? I can’t believe people would care about this EITHER way. If someone called it a holiday tree. Who. Absolutely. Gives a shit? It matters zero. Call it a fuckin Subaru I don’t give a shit.

[Geoffrey Ingersoll @GPIngersoll]

Thank God for sports photographers.

[Ben Bravard @BravardBen]

Cyclone nation tailgating for their first game without it raining this season

https://t.co/vI6PvTnb2z

[Jess Glanz @JESSgonnasendit]

Teachers in end of middle school/beginning of high school:

“Don’t post anything on social media that you wouldn’t want your future employer to see!”

Mostly everyone one of us at 16:

[Jodi Long @_JodiLong_]

What’s happening with #CarsonKing is a prime example of our culture today.... constantly and intentionally looking for the bad when there’s so much good to share. Most of ya’ll better be glad social media wasn’t around when you were 16.

[Tyler Tjaden @AmesSlimShady]

Me reading over this CyHawk band crisis