A resident grabbed my hand last night at dinner and started looking for a wedding ring. When I told her I was only 19 she said, “Good, patience is key. It took me over 30 years and a ton of frogs to find my love so be patient with yours.”
Alright tear.
My parents hit the 5 star couple award this year. My dad’s going as a dill pickle and my mom’s going as a doe so together they can be a dildo for Halloween.