Emilei Shae Disbrow

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

I’m still trying to figure out what we just watched😳!! #HalfTimeShow

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

My husband tried to explain the stock market situation to me today... it made me exhausted!!!

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

Wake up feeling skinny and like a million bucks... by lunchtime, I feel like a hot air balloon that’s about to take off... the joys of being a girl🙄

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

I’ll be honest, adulthood is a lot weirder than I expected it to be!!

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

My Husband didn’t want to go into a certain gas station because “it was dirty” but he just stopped at Fresh’n Low #makessense #notanybetter

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

My husband wouldn’t go to the store to get us groceries and dinner but he just left to go get lottery tickets... Priorities I guess🙄😂

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

My husband just informed me that it’s ok that he looks homeless and is being lazy because he’s on unemployment... one of us isn’t going to make it to tomorrow... you can guess which one😂🙄

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

I have had to tell my husband every day for the past four days to stop eating because he’s not hungry, he’s only bored... don’t tell me I need children!!!

[Laura Norkin @inLaurasWords]

A funny thing about quarantining is hearing your partner in full work mode for the first time. Like, I’m married to a “let’s circle back” guy — who knew?

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

Lee be like “it’s ok everyone, we have anointed every building with oil so y’all come on back from spring break now, ya hear?!”

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

If Barb thought waiting for Madi for 3 hours was a long time then it’s a good thing she never had to sit through a cocktail party💃🏻😳🌹 #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

I bet it took Barb longer than 3 hours to birth Peter but she’s not pissed at him for that🙄 #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

Some days are just too much to handle really... so laying in my bed, crying and eventually sleep seem like the solution for the present moment😔

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

And just like that.. 24 hours later... they are still sitting by the fire and laughing about how they started a world-wide challenge and how stupid people are... and this story, my friends, will be passed down from generation to generation in the mountains of WV😂

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

And somewhere in the middle of West Virginia, there is a group of people, sitting by a fire, drinking moonshine and laughing their butts off because someone on the inter-webs believed they were from NASA and that for this one day only, all brooms will stand perfectly still...😂

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

Just had to explain to my husband what a “finsta” is... don’t worry guys, he’ll only be 33 next week😂🤦🏻‍♀️ #oldmanstatus #outoftouch

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

I just want it to be recognized that nude heels do not in fact go with everything... I repeat, they DO NOT go with everything!!! 👠

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk!!

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

Just because someone is being “understanding” about something doesn’t mean it’s not crushing and unfair to them... we need to recognize this!!!

[Emilei Shae Disbrow @emileishae]

My husband is trying to convince our dog that the dogs in the tv aren’t real... it’s not working out very well for him😂🤣