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she/her | can be found in a cloud; in convo w myself | never use legality as a metric for morality | ♎️

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

what came first ? the aries or the ovaries ?

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recently identified that i scratch more when my rooms messy

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

@bigred__x hahahaha love u chick. needin any furniture moved, let me know💪🏽

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

every wee pair/group needs a dedicated male or male-strength-presenting member to carry stuff from the car to the camp location and unfortunately i am this

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

just completed a task that took me 3.5 years to start, in 5 hrs. what's evdy else up to ? xxx

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

told the chick that i give work-lifts to, never to give me petrol money cos well ?? i'm literally going that way ?? & she's started "paying" me in traditional nepalese dishes 🫶🏼 a would literally !die! for all wholesome, well-mannered, & intentionally-considerate humans

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

can i come over and ask sooo many questions

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

could someone (preferably a psychologist) please explain to me why cleaning my entire gaff; spending an entire day without speaking a single word, aloud; and an hour out in the sunshine/water (especially on a weekend day) provides me w this much dopamine?

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

new moon ascension bayybeee

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

@bigred__x second the best ? @ david you can be first the worst tbh i'll take third the one w the hairy chest :L

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

longest av ever went not seeing my gemini since we met all they years ago n in a few weeks a get to spend her birthday aka our friendship anniversary in California w her n her other libra💛

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

sorry i didn't reply 🥰 i was too busy sexualising my own romantic idealisms x

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

mental how i'm only 24 & i already know who the exact supporting cast are for the rest of ma adult script ?

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

whoever's whitey av just had to clean off ma car, i hope you have a terrible day x

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

confession ! i am currently the cosiest, cleanest n most content wee lassie in paisley !

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

great day to share some of my fav pics of princess diana hanging out and shaking hands w AIDS patients at a time when the disease was so stigmatized, nurses would leave trays of food outside of patients’ rooms for fear of catching it via touch

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

more importantly, happy 5555 day to all

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

people who don't "believe" in astrology only know their sun sign FACTS

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

I woke up earlier than normal and did a couple small things and my boyfriend said “you’re full of quests this morning” and u know what. he’s right. will not be describing my little tasks as anything other than quests from now on.

[❁ @emiliejohnstone]

it's giving ? sertraline

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

one of my pupils has been stuck dilated all day today and I now just fully look like mad eye moody from Harry Potter