Emilie Lamb

human, woman, librarian, mother, Army wife

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

@RogersHelps It certainly appears there’s an outage in the GTA even though your system says there is not…

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

@ATTHelp Why am I being charged for Accessories on Installment when the AirPods I am being charged for were returned brand new and unopened?

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

@ATTHelp I am having extreme difficulty trying to get a return mail label for items purchased in a store while in contrast to your advertised return policy https://t.co/lHw7OlNvbc

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

@united You send me an email that says I’m eligible to get the 30k mileage plus miles because I VERY patiently sat through 22 hours of cancellation and delays, and yet when I log in to claim, the website says I can’t…

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

@HakunaWMATA @jill_fergs @metrorailops @Metrorailinfo 💀

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

It’s the first week of February and apparently I’m already late to the party when it comes to registering my kid for summer camp 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

Have to brag about this one! Wordle 212 2/6

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[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

Yes, I’m totally into the Wordle craze now…this one took me half the day it whose a tough one

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

Wordle 208 5/6

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[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

I mean…I’ve gotta brag considering this is the first time I’ve ever actually solved the Wordle, so to get it on the third guess is brag worthy in my book.

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

Wordle 206 3/6

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[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

2021 just had to sneak one last punch to the guy in 😢

[People @people]

Betty White, The Golden Girls and Hot in Cleveland Star, Dead at 99 https://t.co/zIOzrr1LGQ

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

There’s thousands of songs about getting your heart broken but only one about moving to the country and eating lots of peaches

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

Sending all the good vibes out to the parents out there trying to remember where they hid all their kids gifts. Good luck finding them all!

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

In a Georgia county, workers who quit feel liberated, but the community discovers a powerful downside https://t.co/f5P20KufdM

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

Oh man, I forget how there was never a dull day when I worked for @dcpl

[Post Local @postlocal]

Nanny injured fleeing from car that crashed into a D.C. library https://t.co/zDqEKdiNDV

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

I wish I felt as passionately about anything as this British baker does about sprinkles. Also, am now curious how bad British sprinkles are, because American sprinkles really aren’t that great.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Leeds bakery bins best-seller biscuit over illegal sprinkles https://t.co/0EDZwFttMT

[Publishers Weekly @PublishersWkly]

Three-time Newbery Honor author Gary Paulsen, known for his wilderness adventure novels for children such as ‘Hatchet,’ died this morning at age 82

[Yell in a War @jelenawoehr]

It has come to my attention that not everyone knows this so I am once again tweeting:

24hrs after a traumatic event, or as soon as you are safe, play Tetris. It SIGNIFICANTLY reduces likelihood of intrusive memories: https://t.co/XlfywTBOkz

[Emilie Lamb @emilienora]

Oh you know, just an alligator eating another alligator as a snack 😳 Videos like this remind me that I don’t live far enough from a swamp to truly be comfortable.

[Taylor Soper 🤙🏻 @Soper_TandC]

This happened in my parents backyard today… The snack is a 6ft gator #lowcountrylivin