Emilie Ewing

I'm tired

[Emilie Ewing @emiliewng]

#ItShouldBeIllegalTo have a boyfriend who doesn’t realize within two weeks of dating that you haven’t changed your oil in 3 years #justme?

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@jimmyfallon #ItShouldBeIllegalTo use 2 in 1 shampoo. What the heck is that crap. Blasphemy.

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@jimmyfallon #ItShouldBeIllegalTo let your boyfriend listen to a YouTube video at full volume in public

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@AnnaEnsminger Can’t remember if you’re in Portland or not but whenever we do, we can meet somewhere halfway! And I know a coffee shop that allows dogs 😆

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@AnnaEnsminger I’m so down for that 🙌🏼💕

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*makes twitter account again after 5 years for no reason and already has anxiety and is only following @jimmyfallon and @DogeTheDog