Emz

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[Emz @emiliewontdie]

@alligatorconner sorry my balls are name foxtrot uniform and charlie kilo

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

my right boob is named search and my left boob is named destroy

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

when you make an unfunny ass joke and it deadass gets over 1k likes

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

my right boob is named search and my left boob is named destroy

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

@QUINNTILLLION what my boobs are named

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

@toroshade he is actually bi tho....

[burno 🔞 @brunofodia]

não tenho pau e preciso meter

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

@QUINNTILLLION @TherapydreamHQ I dont think therapydreamhq wants to hear about the terrible girl on girl smut but ok

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

I had a dream about a fic and literally recalled opening a Twitter link about it and it was sooo good and I woke up and I was like omg I HAVE to keep reading this just to realize I dreamt it. pissing me tf off.

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

clocked out of my barista job then went to the thrift store and then went to the farmers market and now im at home drinking locally sourced kombucha I feel like this

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

played clairo at work and all the customers laughed and went haha who's surprised the blue haired obviously gay barista with a septum is playing clairo!!?

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

my dick is so hard rn I was feeling woozy and walked into a wall and the wall came crumbling down

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

im a free use slut if your name is eggplant parmesan and youre gold and bubbly with follow your heart dairy free cheese

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

@GeekedNHorny it gets worse i opened my phone to sunny texting me saying not to come in because we sold out

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

car just splashed water on me during my walk to work I hope someone hydroplanes and hits me

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

im a free use slut if your name is eggplant parmesan and youre gold and bubbly with follow your heart dairy free cheese

[reg 🦇 ieroween @zombkissr]

man why am i still financially struggling?
the four parachutes shaped transactions awaiting shipment under my shop account:

[Emz @emiliewontdie]

dont call him your plug😭😭😭 you buy boof carts off of him😭😭😭😭😭 thats not your plug bro😭😭😭😭 that is not your dealer😭😭😭😭just get a bogus medical marijuana prescription and get a budtender like the rest of us 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[val ♡ sinjin+dnp meetup changed my life @httpsvval]

tryna be a fem when u lowk look masc

[jordyn 𑣲⋆ @jordynceIeste]

how it feels being the friend that doesn’t drive

[Franzi @viaigoreki]

Losing weight so I can get drunk faster