Emily Winkler

just another basic bitch spewing all her thoughts on the internet

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Barb sitting at the dinner table when Madison comes home for Easter #TheBachelor

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Collin Gillespie has the most golden retriever energy in all of college basketball #MarchMadness #Villanova

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

It's time to go back to cookbooks, I'm done scrolling through a 7,000 word memoir before I even get to the ingredients list.

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

New Years is just an excuse for all the people who got engaged this year to repost their engagement photos all over again

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Nice try peloton, but I won’t be getting over this that easily..

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

whatever is on my credit card statement is between Chase bank and God. i don’t need to see all that.

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Can u imagine if Taylor had released “I bet you think about me” ten years ago?? Jake would have literally never recovered from that kind of public dragging 😩 #RedTaylorsVersion

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Happy Friday to everyone except Jake Gyllenhaal

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Why do salads just taste so much better when I buy them for $16 🙄

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Shiv, Roman and Connor all waiting to see if anyone will jump ship first this whole episode #SuccessionHBO

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

How come when Rihanna and A$AP wear a blanket out of the house it’s called fashion, but when I wear the same it’s called depression #MetGala

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

If you don’t spend 20+ minutes on the phone every time your mom calls, is it really even your mom calling??

[Trent @BarstoolTrent]

Me for the next week #TheBachelorette

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Why’s my Instagram trying to shame me like this?? Just let me keep mindlessly refreshing and scrolling in peace.. some of us have work to avoid smh

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Me watching Andrew leave, and then come back, and then LEAVE AGAIN #TheBachelorette

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

People that say measure like “may-sure” really irk me

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Ants. That’s the only thing I can think of. Millions of ants.

[Cherry Amour @CH3RRYAMOURXOXO]

Imagine being here with the love of your life

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

I vacuumed and cleaned my whole apartment yesterday, HOW IS EVERYTHING COVERED IN HAIR ALREADY?? 😩

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Thought today was going relatively well and then I found myself sitting down in the shower and had to quickly reevaluate ✌🏻

[Emily Winkler @emilllly03]

Swear to god, there’s not a phrase in the English language that sets me off more than “your car’s extended warranty”