Emily

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

beep

[Ant from ATL @C_Woot_]

Bringing this classic back for New Years Eve

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Today canceled. Me staying in bed and eating cookies.

[Major League Soccer @MLS]

#tbt to last year's @torontofc–@SoundersFC final...

We're giving away these jerseys signed by the 2017 #MLSCup squads—retweet THIS TWEET for a chance to win. Contest runs 24 hours: https://t.co/YWsY4dkDsd

[Bubblegum XCX @bumwees]

Whoa Black Betty
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Boat belt wacky
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Black Betty had a child
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Hatchback badly tiled
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[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

My landlord is obsessed w rent that was due literally weeks ago ? Move on babe

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

new studies have shown i’m the one who keeps taking money out of my account

[Hear Mags Roar 🌊🌊🌊 @Stop_Trump20]

I could watch this all day.

https://t.co/MtIUJdjAUD

[lyd @lyddcov]

I’m crying 😂😂😂 how is axel gonna try to sneak up on diesel when he’s right in front of him

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

DD/MM/YYYY
other formats can be confusing

[Barstool Outdoors @StoolOutdoors]

NOBODY tell it that its not a dog

https://t.co/bi6h0fJkh6

[Rivers FOMO @_lildubois]

well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Since the Universe has no center, you can’t be it.

[JiGGA ✞ @CjayyTaughtHer]

WELL GOD DAMNIT JIMMY HOW THE HELL ARE YA” https://t.co/glB6LPOnEo

[ephant (same name at bsky) @ephant]

People say “well what did people do before vaccines/antibiotics/pasteurisation?” as if that’s an argument for going natural.

They died, Carol. A lot of people died.