Emily

[Emily @emilmchen]

https://t.co/NLLOENZmgc Worth all 7 minutes ❤️

[Anwen Kya 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Kyatic]

So many conspiracy theory tweets on my timeline right now about Kate Middleton, when the actual answer is staring us all right in the face: she abandoned her family to do an intensive, residential Photoshop course, and pretended to be having surgery to cover it up.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

last night I told my four year old I loved her and she said “I love you so much that if someone chopped your head off I’d carry it around forever in a bag”

[steph @steph_mcca]

oh no ! my one basket! all my eggs were in there!

[Murdif @Murdif3]

Well well... here we are. Funny that I've never dabbled here b4. Perhaps my next best work will be born here. u see, this wknd I brought my college frnds home and now I have no phone, BUT my lil bro found my 5$ shades suba diving for treasure. call that a win.

[Emily @emilmchen]

@okurt_cobain hahahhahahaha

[michael @okurt_cobain]

It’s okay guac, I’m extra too 😂

[ً ً @3hotcheetosboi]

no one:

8 year old me:

[emel @taxicabstruce]

10 year old me walking into the mall

[Emily @emilmchen]

@blakebarcly i’m everyone’s simp

[Emily @emilmchen]

@michaelpaIermo i’m peeing hahahahah

[Avatar Jigg @DJigg_]

Chick-fil-A has mastered the drive thru

[ewop @EazeAli4]

It wasn’t no corona till y’all started balancing brooms in the house, y’all let the devil in

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i just love you