rocky💎galboa

hubba hubba 👑 •♊️•neurospiced•♓️•chronic cutie•♍️•

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

☝🏼would never not listen to different versions of suddenly seymour like a musical human centipede literally grow up cause no

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

cause carnivore carnival lol u know

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

why isnt there more meats at carnivals?

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

of all my absolute vividly unhinged crime-related nghtmares, the worst was prob last night when i dreamt i chatted w a realtor about neighborhoods in cambridge ma Dont @ Me Im Processing

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

Butt Dials Galore.

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

is cotton eye joe about spiders cuz i dont know where they come from & i do not know where they go? this is a good joke

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

ok nvm did self-checkout anyways wtvr lol have u *talked* recently? not interested 🤷🏼‍♀️

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

um i am (36f, exclusive self-checkout girlie) literally too sleepy to do it myself

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

WAIT UM DID WE ALL KNOW JON STEWART WAS THE LITTLEST CUTIE AND NOT 6’1??? IM SICK

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

weekender bags are for like…..everyday right? and its name is like…a lil joke?

[Chloe Bellerby @ChloeBellerbyMH]

Please can we stop underestimating someone’s pain based on their ability to keep going? Just because someone is high-functioning, they go to work, they study, they workout…they do all the things they need to get done doesn’t make their pain any less real. Just be mindful of that

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

uber driver thinks im just a girlie silently scrolling maybe rude when really im just a neurodivergent btch silently enraged w rsd asking what row my moms in at the play im late for lol

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

@AskADHD can we get this out to ppl its important science or wtvr #askadhd

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

okok a shower 5 min is a dry land 30-60 seconds (give or take)

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

oops 🙋🏼‍♀️ i do donuts or death actually

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

sthg im learning recently is that if i feel like i am flirting? its gonna feel much more like being bullied 🤷🏼‍♀️

TO YOU! not me! i feel flirting so sry or

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

once the little concerts over im likeeee…okkkeeewutsnext heheh
#SuperBowl2024

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

started succession recently & being the gremlin i am, just got to s4 ep1 anddd its good! this is a good show!

🤞🏼it might be sthg you know🤞🏼

[Jessica McCabe @HowtoADHD]

This made me laugh so hard 🤣 (it’s a joke, but also, this is totally how I open boxes) #ADHD

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

just hopped on here for the first time in decades? and babes…this kinda slaps ngl

[rocky💎galboa @emilosaurus]

idk that i DESERVE followers on any social media platform? but if we’re being honest, it IS antisemitism that i dont have more, SO 🤷🏼‍♀️