emily pressley

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

i feel like a gremlin that was fed past midnight…

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

can someone please tell matt stafford to stop getting points in fantasy football, thank you @RamsNFL

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

i’ve decided kimbrel on the mets is my LEAST favorite baseball player because of his freaky little pitching stance

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

i bet driving a convertible feels really good when you’re bald

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

was going to say this but idk they’re kind of similar if you think about it

[໊ @buffys]

define ‘range’

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

why is it lowkey election day today…

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

dream blunt rotation

[Panzer-Chan @therealpanzer]

this might be the funniest moment in american political history to date

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

screaming ‼️crying ‼️throwing up ‼️

[Cinema Solace @SolaceCinema]

Andrew Garfield is rumored to play the Monster opposite Oscar Isaac’s Dr. Frankenstein in Guillermo del Toro’s upcoming film.

(Source: https://t.co/3Blo6SvgWX)

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

someone needs to take ed sheeran’s instagram away…

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

@SpacerXIsGone @the_jrm i think she’s a keeper

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

@kofi_mate @YungSkermz you were literally watching him when you posted this…

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

i will never get over it actually

[robin ~ TBS Era @literaryrobinn]

which was more culturally significant: the renaissance, or the hand flex from pride and prejudice 2005? https://t.co/vJcJrz4LXt

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

@kofi_mate skill issue honestly

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

at a point in the book, a little life, where i literally had to stop reading and roll around on the floor for a bit just saying “what do you mean” on repeat

[winter (they/them) 𓂆 @TUKKUSAURUS]

hozier wrote “if i was born as a blackthorn tree, i’d wanna be felled by you, held by you, fuel the pyre of your enemies” but you wouldn’t love me if I was a worm

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

thanks i guess mr. adams <3

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND JUST DIED AND MY SCHOOL COUNSELOR WAS THE FIRST ONE TO TELL ME ?

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

your honor it was not a HIPAA violation i was simply BeingReal

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

literally what😟 this is horrible😟

[emily pressley @emily0pressley]

@kofi_mate karma