Emily Pickens

down to clown

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

Happy Valentine's Day to this glass of sweet tea only

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

Gingerly lifting my 3xL tee shirt up like a floor length ball gown as I make my entrance downstairs

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

@SigmaAldrich Spooky Sigma Aldrich Chemical Bottle #SpookyseasonwithSigmaAldrich

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

@SigmaAldrich @tursuusuyu this is so funny 😂

[أسنان @teethforsale]

I hate my phone rn. Little box of nothingness and possibly evil

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

Umm flattery will get you everywhere with me

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

You dare knock on my office door at work? While my standing pants are unzipped?

[World's Spiciest Ramen🇵🇸 @dezgostang]

no but it does get funnier

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

If my car was alive it'd definitely hate me just a little

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

Solved the wordle today in 2 seconds seemingly by divine revelation. Bittersweet.. now what am I gonna do during lunch

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

I had a dream I played sand volleyball against Larry David.. and lost (he has a wicked serve)

[araña @xanathgum]

me in case i run into earl grey

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

Watching the game! Man, when will these guys ever have enough footballs

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

Pulling up to goodwill and saying "let's do some damage"

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

You come to me, into my house, on the day of my everything shower

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

If I retook the ACT today as a 25 yr old id probably make an 8

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

I think therefore I slay 💅🏻

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

@Notorious__GRG I have been DYING to play zoo tycoon again 😭

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

When a trendy girl wants to buy something I'm selling on fb marketplace and makes me rethink

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

I don't know if this will make sense to anyone else, but Arrested Development is the modern day Canterbury Tales

[Emily Pickens @emily10davis]

Crab rangoon*

[500 GWAP ᴜᴢᴀʏ @gwapuzay]

I tried to run away with her vape…