Emily Barker

✨ fashion • life • style // RN 💉

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

*Midwesterner when it’s -5 degrees out*

Their brain:
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it

Them:
If it wasn’t for this wind it’d be pretty nice out

[coolbutpoorguy @coolbutpoorguy]

ppl from the midwest be like “why would i fly it’s only a 14 hour drive”

[Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas]

How to work out your Game Of Thrones character name...

First name - just make up a word
Last name - again just anything

I got ‘Porrell Breth’.

What did you get?

[Jake @JMRogers14]

imagine having enough energy to go out on a friday night

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

I need an IV drip filled with caffeine

[Kyle Brownlee @_kylebrownlee]

how are unicorns fake but giraffes are real like what’s more believable a horse with a horn or a leopard-moose-camel with a 40 foot neck

[Tyra Pirtle @tinyy_dancer]

If I hear one more person say “I wasn’t impressed with her dress” 🤦🏼‍♀️ SHES ABSOLUTELY GROEGOUS STUNNING CLASSIC AND ABOVE ALL ELSE MARRIED TO THE LOVE OF HER LIFE. She’s prolly not impressed with your 1 bedroom apartment Helen. She sleeps in a castle now. https://t.co/9Lin0HvP5R

[Camille Johnson @OffbeatLook]

Everything takes longer than you expect it to. Plan accordingly.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Charleston, I love you.

[payton sartain @paytonsartain]

goodmorning to everyone except for those of you who refer to *coachella* as *chella* in normal conversation

[Emily Barker @emilyMbark]

Life lately & some Springspiration on the blog tonight! ✨

[Khloé @khloekardashian]

What happened to women fixing each other’s crowns instead of trying to knock the others crown off?