Emily

Professional Fundraiser | Survivor | Mental Health Advocate | Volunteer for @momsdemand / @everytown

[Emily @emily__lb]

So @MileyCyrus’s boobs entered 2022 like: #MileysNewYearsEveParty

[Emily @emily__lb]

Join me and make a gift in celebration of One Day, One Dayton 2025! #1Day1Dayton https://t.co/tKYWREYZEV

[Emily @emily__lb]

@TeresaHumm1 @AESOhio That’s so scary! What part of town are you in?!

[Emily @emily__lb]

@AESOhio What happened to Monday evening?

[Emily @emily__lb]

@AESOhio This tweet surely hasn’t aged well…

[Emily @emily__lb]

@AESOhio Can we please get an update on when power may be restored in Kettering?

[Emily @emily__lb]

@AESOhio As a first time mom with a 7 week old, an actual update would be profoundly helpful. My daughter relies on me to breast pump so she can eat and I can’t use my electric pump without power…AES, wtf is going on? Give us an update.

[Emily @emily__lb]

Hey, @ChipotleTweets. You charged my card for an order that doesn’t exist and your bot, Pepper, is no help. How about some real customer service?

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

Yup

[Emily @emily__lb]

As if we all needed another reason to love JGL.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Happy President's Day to her only

[Emily @emily__lb]

Only in America - and only at an Outback Steakhouse at 4:30 p.m. - do you see an extremely overweight male wearing an “I am Kenough” hat while guzzling Hi-C fruit punch and eating a steak with his hands.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

me on November 1st

[Emily @emily__lb]

“You are not the victim.” Got that right.

[Emily @emily__lb]

Watching Creepy Michael Jackson fight Bitch Baby Osbourne is not the reality TV smack down I had on my bingo card for the fall TV season. Now if they can both go the fuck home… #Scandoval #SpecialForcesFox

[Emily @emily__lb]

Drink every time Jess says she’s bloated. #BachelorInParadise

[Emily @emily__lb]

You can phone a friend from his abs. #BachelorInParadise

[Emily @emily__lb]

Brayden: I showed her my heart.
My husband: Yeah, and she showed Tanner her booty hole. #itsybitsyteenieweeniebikini #BachelorInParadise

[Emily @emily__lb]

“Also, I don’t know what I’m doing.”

[Emily @emily__lb]

“Horses are like dogs.” - Tanner #BachelorInParadise