Em

i’m on six beta blockers and a large iced coffee. i have no idea what i’m here for

[Em @emily__waldman]

@hankgreen check out meow wolf!

[Em @emily__waldman]

@poetastrologers My ex was a virgo (I’m a Scorpio). That was a bad match…

[Em @emily__waldman]

@mxmclain *whatever the bar was named when i first started going there is what i will call it forever*

[Em @emily__waldman]

🌱

[pat regan @poregan]

Acceptance is the first step of responding to an email. Responding to an email is NOT a linear journey. It is a process that can last years or even for the rest of your life.

[Em @emily__waldman]

if u want to watch something that’s like bridgeton but better, try harlots on hulu and thank me later 🥰

[Em @emily__waldman]

really trying and failing to maintain a cute flirty convo over text. it’s quite nearly impossible for me. it’s a blessing i’m good at sex bc my personality is basically like a giant piece of cardboard.

[Em @emily__waldman]

whoops!

[Em @emily__waldman]

@HeidiPriebe1 yes definitely!

[Em @emily__waldman]

wow i just truly pity every single person on love is blind…horrifying. hope they all have good therapists lmao that reunion was hard to watch

[Em @emily__waldman]

an awful experience. will never do it again ☠️

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Have you dated an Aries? What’s it like?

[Em @emily__waldman]

@jarodzsz my face is so lopsided i literally wonder if i’m having a stroke sometimes

[Em @emily__waldman]

@poetastrologers my ex was a virgo and she sure was NOT doing that but yknow

[Em @emily__waldman]

@anonymouspharb will u be my tradwife? that’s my favorite soup 🥺

[Em @emily__waldman]

why do i only ever have the urge to get on twitter at the absolute lows of my life. like “oh yes i feel 100% awful, this seems like the best time to torture myself on this fuckin app”

[Em @emily__waldman]

@poetastrologers scorpio with a lovely virgo

[Em @emily__waldman]

wise words

[Em @emily__waldman]

my spotify has confirmed that i listened to 4,250 minutes of fake doctors real friends this year…thanks @donald_faison and @zachbraff