Emily Benjamin

A head for useless facts and silly jokes. My steak + potato bake bring all the boys to the yard. My chicken doesn't clap.

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@justkelly_ok Yup I heard it in Haight Ashbury; I thought it must be fireworks but it was too loud, too much a single boom. No idea which direction it came from.

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@vasudhanarayan ARGH jaffles are so good! Why are they so much better than just toasted sandwiches, I can’t explain it!

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@_YoungBert Wait is this Navarro from Cheer?!? Are you mixing Netflix references and confusing me??

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@AdamMGrant Consolations of Philosophy by Alain De Botton - very digestible examples for 15 yr old me and still stands today The Consolations of Philosophy https://t.co/hsn3VEo2YT

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@katiehatesit Don’t men know and use a lot fewer words than women? I like using that as one reason - their brains just can’t compute anything more than ‘cute’, ‘hot’ and ‘sexy’ 😉

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@katiehatesit Low!??! Sounds like a HIGH to me! 😍

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

You know how you got your vaccine without paying a dime? That’s how all health care could be.

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@zachthemack Honestly I read this differently and went here 🙃 https://t.co/fqvEC6NiDo

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@luisnavidad This is INFURIATING. Healthcare in this country drives me absolutely mad.

[Bob Wachter @Bob_Wachter]

Liberation! So glad he's been rescued.

[Breaking Weather by AccuWeather @breakingweather]

A magnitude 4.2 #earthquake has been reported about 2.5 miles southeast of #Aromas, #California, according to the USGS: https://t.co/5wPiKLAdKa

[R A C H I E @itsmeRachie]

Name a place with tighter security than the Capitol. RIGHT answers only. 😂👇🏽

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@itsmeRachie Shampoo and conditioner at Walgreens

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@luisnavidad ERMAGERD SAME. It was Bachelorette or V for Vendetta but because every day lasts a month now, the 5th of November can wait and the Bachelorette must fill my soul with useless dramatic distraction 🤩

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@juiceboxheroic I LOVEEEE HERRRRR

[Bob Wachter @Bob_Wachter]

"Don't be afraid of Covid." Are you kidding me? After 210,000 deaths in the U.S. & 1 million deaths worldwide? This either shows a breathtakingly callous, inhumane & counterproductive attitude, or he has altered mental status – in which case the 25th Amendment should be invoked.

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@juiceboxheroic Ooooh I love!! Link?

[Emily Benjamin @emily_benjamin]

@zachthemack Instant Pot - it does it ALL!

[Bob Wachter @Bob_Wachter]

This @WIRED piece by @Danielduane is a smart, nuanced look at how SF managed Covid better than any large city in the U.S. https://t.co/KYbBqKbR9t Accurately highlights the unique partnership between @UCSF, @ZSFGCare & @SF_DPH. Lots of inspiring stories, including decision...(1/2)