emily bunch

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

@FN_Assist How does lush life get fixed to match Zara Larson if the lyrics and original music is removed entirely 😭

[CO - Emergency Mgmt @COEmergency]

Be aware of this I25 extended closure between Colorado Springs and Pueblo. Detour info below ⬇️. State EOC and DHSEM monitoring for resource needs.

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

“If Jesus came down right now and told me he cheated on me, I wouldn’t do anything about it”- TLC’s 90 day fiancé

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

Should be really sad but ain’t no one got time for that #thatisnotmyjob

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

I can’t watch movies about high schoolers anymore. I just want to scream “ahhh! It’s nothing like this! And graduation sucks ass you actually have responsibility over everything single decision ever now!! Turn back! Don’t graduate! Fail high school for your health!!”

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

my mind is telling me to stay and take this final but my body is telling me to find the nearest cliff 🤗

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

A lot of times in class you need a whole ton of background knowledge to even know what’s going on and I get so excited when the teacher says things like “pemdas” cause I may not pass tests but I foresure got that 🙌🏼

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

My birthday is coming up and really i literally don’t need anything except a B in my classes. If everyone could just come together and convince Cu boulder for me it will be the best surprise ever. Thanks.

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

Sure I just bought a super cute shirt but now I can’t afford Taco Bell ☹️

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

If I lost a dime every time I looked around and realized my life is a terrible mess, I’d be in extreme debt. Jokes on life cause I’m already in extreme debt #college

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

The best thing about getting a parking ticket is that you already have the ticket so might as well leave your car there🤗 #silverlining

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

Knowing when I can take a nap that day is the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning

[austin p @austin_paschke]

“i was gonna work out tonight but wounded up getting taco bell instead” ~ thanks @emily_bunch for reassuring me i’m doing college right 😜

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

When don’t grab a coat, spill coffee all over your shirt, and almost have an asthma attack sprinting across campus to get to class before it ends and then show up 30 minutes late to find out the professor hasn’t even showed up.

[emily bunch @emily_bunch]

A wise man once said Arizona is the butthole of America @austin_paschke