Emily Lindgren

sasshole

[Emily Lindgren @emily_lindgren]

I like taking long hot showers so I can practice burning in hell

[Emily Lindgren @emily_lindgren]

#BestBarJoeBlacks

[Emily Lindgren @emily_lindgren]

@BriannaBecks You are crazy

[brent @whiskeybrent]

No one:

Girl who can’t even take care of herself: omg look I got a puppy

[Emily Lindgren @emily_lindgren]

My sister passed the BAR exam and I made my first tik tok we are not the same

[Emily Lindgren @emily_lindgren]

#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolJoeBlacks

[Emily Lindgren @emily_lindgren]

#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolJoeBlacks

[Emily Lindgren @emily_lindgren]

#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolJoeBlacks

[Joe Roche @JRoche3MR]

Hockey has been cancelled for like six hours and Canada solved coronavirus

[Emily Lindgren @emily_lindgren]

#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolJoeBlacks

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am so fucking boring lately does anyone want to break my heart so I can start acting up again

[abby govindan @abbygov]

i don't watch the Bachelor because if i wanted to watch 12 pretty girls pathetically vie for the heart of one average looking white dude i would just text my friends and ask them how life is going

[liz @unrealizzztic]

no i didn’t watch the state of the union address because if i wanted a white boy to lie to me i could just text brandon and ask him what we are

[marsha @marzmllow]

men be like, “the last thing i ever want to do is hurt u..................but its still on my list”

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

The eye contact you give the professor when you're trying to show them you're paying attention while everyone else is packing up is the same eye contact I give bartenders when they're busy to let them know i'm ready to blackout

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

My ex used to tell me I was a worthless piece of garbage every single day.

My new man only says it 1-2 times a week and that, ladies, is what I call progress

[Arely @arelygabriela_]

men be like I’m bilingual I speak English and over women

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

I’ve decided to quit trying to have a personality and just embrace the fact that I’m 6’5” and don’t need one so here’s me just standing

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

men are gonna gaslight u and make u seem crazy no matter what so you may as well just go ahead and be a psycho bitch and have some fun with it