em

You can catch flies with honey, but you can catch more honeys being fly

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

7:20 and it’s still light outside

[KenHeLive @KenHeLive]

This is the funniest tweet of all time.

[em @emily_nardone]

@BobGreenburg @Just_In_Case02 Thanks so much Bob! 🐐♥️ the week of ALOT of bdays haha

[진짜 Joe @jinjjajoe_]

me during the bad bunny halftime show

[JC Penny’s Top Of The Line Buddy! @_infatueighties]

America is crumbling and we’re just out here going to work, listening to music and tweeting through it while trying to be okay.

[em @emily_nardone]

Truly

[♰ @reeceollld]

i love going the fuck to sleep

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

She was so valid 😭😭😭😭

[em @emily_nardone]

!!!!!

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

don’t ask me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

[MILLENNIAL STEVE HARVEY @alexactivated]

Me being 35 is crazy. My mama had me at 35. She had a whole family. And I HAVE NOTHING…Whitney Houston.

[omar @DripArab]

“you take everything as a joke”

me:

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

Man get that outta my face and change the oil...

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

Millennials going through yet another once in a lifetime event

[yas @adoomies3]

When Andreina broke the fourth wall and said I’m taking your man-

[em @emily_nardone]

Me

[Viral Toes @britneychanel0x]

I be like "I needed that laugh" and it be something I said

[Moro🇲🇦 @BigMorito]

This is me on a boat

[aries fairy ☽˚｡⋆ @sopapiaaa]

We should be able to go to the bar and drink to watch love island like men do with sports

[Jenni @hashjenni]

using dark mode so much that i became physically repulsed when i see a white screen