Emily Pryce

[whats wrong with a Bob? @tweetsbybob_]

“Do you watch Vanderpump Rules?” - me to anyone I’ve come in contact with in the past 24 hours

[Fredo @FredoInDaCut995]

Me: What you gotta buy from Target?

Her: Target will tell me when I get there

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

someone should invent a way to relax that isn’t spending thousands of dollars online shopping

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

stupid little 7 dollar coffee by day stupid little 13 dollar martini by night

[megan @chismosavirus]

just paid a bill. i can't keep doing this

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

i’ll be four drinks in in a new city like “I’m moving here”

[mars @mariumqaz]

today is not sept 1st it is march 184th

[Emily Pryce @emily_pryce]

@MadiNauta What about no questions guy

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

I really be on Zillow like it’s IG

[madi nauta @MadiNauta]

why hasn’t anyone asked me to draw a carrot 😔

[vs @versuslll]

I hate when I go out in public and the public be there

[Keri O'Neill @Keriio1]

I’ve been bursting into tears all day and literally cannot even try to fathom what these families are going through. My heart is so heavy. Sending every ounce of love to those who lost someone today and a huge fuck you to TMZ for breaking this before the families were informed.

[Royalty In The Rough @yellowbonemama]

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by friday

[Manny MUA @MannyMua733]

stop using being “real” as an excuse for being an asshole... you’re being an asshole

[ashley @loneIymood]

do you ever catch yourself being mean for no reason and you’re just like??? go take a nap???