emily rose

life is better when you’re laughing

[mark normand @marknorm]

It’s sad how proud of myself I feel when someone says “good question” to me

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

One thing about me, if you push me away, Ima stay out yo way fr.

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

people may go

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

i deserve more. that’s my final answer.

[priya @puhreeyah]

when you realize it’s time to “circle back after the holiday break”

[Steve @thahumorguy]

Me enjoying my life knowing that nothing is really going well

[Settled @SettledRS]

you're tellin me there's ANOTHER year? wtf how many of these are there 💀

[emily rose @emily_simon23]

Gets nails painted white in case boyfriend proposes over the holidays. Dumps me instead. Merry Christmas y’all.

[trash jones @jzux]

“it’s not about the destination it’s about the journey ❤️” ok well the journey’s been pretty bad actually

[elle is trying so hard @scretladyspider]

hear me out: Muppet Twilight. Nothing else changes. It’s the exact same movie but every character but Bella is a muppet.

[Rihanna @rihanna]

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[ab d. roger @aliabdi]

politicians should be required to wear a jacket that has all the corporations sponsoring them like nascar

[Buy Mass Effect The Board Game! (also on bluesky) @ithayla]

notice how quickly the elite can protect themselves vs how slowly they fight for literally anything the working class needs.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

So let me get this straight: wearing a mask to save lives during a pandemic should be a personal choice, but what a pregnant person does with their own body should be mandated by the government?

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

Working your job while working on your mental health while working on your relationships while working on physical health while working on your family while working on sleep habits while working on self-care while working on exercise while working on personal goals while working

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

parents love texting "call me as soon as you can." then being like "i just wanted to know if you'd seen westworld"

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Beat up women = 6 game suspension

Bet a parlay = Year suspension

Makes sense, NFL