Emily Wright

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

If I bring one more half dead house plant to my grandma for help she might actually slap me

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

Not Gary turning on his heated blanket for my dog

[Sarah Wright @Sarahh_Wright]

*the word is hungry*
Gary: "the complete opposite of me right now"
Emily: "SOBER.... SKINNY"

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

Nothing like curling up next to a snoring pup after a terrible day

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

Trying to teach Ollie to look both ways before we cross the street but apparently this dude has no will to live

[Sarah Wright @Sarahh_Wright]

My sister: *asks for help*
Me: *gives literal professional advice*
Her: "I just don't believe in that"

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

@SCATTdaddle Lmao I need to be medicated 😂😂😂

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

Tell me you have anxiety without telling me you have anxiety

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

A clean toilet, with toilet paper AND it locks at Xfinity in the 4th quarter. Unheard of

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

@SCATTdaddle @garyscatt 👀 👀

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

Simultaneously trying to convince Gary to adopt a 19 year old dog to give him the happiest end of life and a puppy playmate for Ollie wish me luck

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

Somehow managed to lose my toothpaste that’s a new one

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

Ollies first report card, what a guy

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

Under over how many times will I check on Ollie through my doggie camera while I’m at work today

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

*puts sweatshirt on and nose immediately starts running*

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

“Don’t scream unless it’s actually urgent” - my dad

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

Really should have considered taking Ollie out before it started down pouring

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

Talked myself out of buying Ollie a $35 bark box and instead spent $50 on a chewy order 😅

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

The lack of attention my sister is giving me this week is just rude

[Emily Wright @emily_wrightt]

When my mom ignores my call and says she’s on the phone with someone else