Emily Adelmann

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

I'll just keep on throwing middle fingers in the air.

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

@queensize89 Two of those motherfuckers were in the house, and I killed em'! I just screeched so I couldn't hear the crunch! 😷😬☠️

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

"Why the fuck does no one ever change this? The dogs don't give a fuck about god" Talking about the radio station that was on.

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

I don't know why but nothing has made me feel like more of becoming an adult than buying stocks and creating a IRA account 😳😢

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

@SaraaWelchh @queensize89 I went. I loved it. 😒😒

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

Guys, I'm cat sitting the cat that attacked me last year. This will be fun. Please come over, maybe she'll like you. I'll order pizza. Plz.

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

You know what's worse than ruining your grandmas surprise birthday party? Nothing is worse than that. And that is something I just did.

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

"I just want my mercury levels to be threw the roof" - Kristen talking about the amount of seafood she's eaten on the vaca.

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

Saying hi to my dogs while I'm drunk is my favorite thing. Anyone else feel me?

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

Someone's hungry.

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

@SaraaWelchh I will see you tonight 😘😘😘

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

Breakin' up dog fights like a badass 😈

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

Friends, how do you make it through family gatherings? Please send help, friendly texts, advice or prayers.

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

When one of the vets at the shelter let's you know how a dog that you love is doing💞🐶💩

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

Do you still have skin

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

Put me to sleep.

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

Anyone want to hang out/get lunch?

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

Someone come over and play tic tac toe with me.

[Emily Adelmann @emilyadelmann]

I am obsessed with Bon Iver's newest album.