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[em @emilyakens]

@abbystanfordx ask nicely

[em @emilyakens]

@miah_zc People love to shit all over tiktok when the algorithm literally just shows you what you interact with continually like

[em @emilyakens]

Park is crying at Trixie Mattel’s Cher impression at 2:45am

[em @emilyakens]

having an android and being antivax are the same thing in my brain

[em @emilyakens]

we need a slur for people who put wreaths and antlers on their cars

[em @emilyakens]

@hayleebatey A feedback section

[em @emilyakens]

@liawilliams_ 🥇

[em @emilyakens]

sometimes I think about the fact that I met Brittany Broski and didn’t get a picture with her because I was so star struck and contemplate if life is worth living

[em @emilyakens]

I found another one. Starting a thread of Maseratis I see in Abilene

[em @emilyakens]

Who is driving that Maserati around town wth

[em @emilyakens]

I will love Louis Tomlinson until the day I die

[em @emilyakens]

@watson__hannah You should listen to podcast episodes You’re Wrong About did on her. There are 5 of them and they’re all so good lol

[em @emilyakens]

I love my friends and I love my friends getting married and starting families and finding jobs they love

[nvpkp @nvpkp]

life hack work in a restaurant bw the ages of 18 and 24

not a joke

[em @emilyakens]

one thing about me is I’m skipping the Christmas episode

[em @emilyakens]

I wish I was a worm living inside an apple in an orchard in Connecticut

[em @emilyakens]

@abbystanfordx calling it my stagnant era

[em @emilyakens]

what’s it called when you’re not necessarily in a flop era but you’re also not really excelling either

[Cameron Scheetz @cameronscheetz]

Can’t believe people used to listen to baseball on the radio without knowing how hot the players are

[em @emilyakens]

“Chasing shadows in the grocery line” is the most fucked up thing Taylor Swift has ever written

[em @emilyakens]

@abbystanfordx A personal attack.