Emily

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

when you tell a joke during family photos and it absolutely KILLS with your dad

[sushi @tandoorinightts]

first in my bloodline to hear a politician say “you’re right, I’ve got to do better”

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

Abby Lee Miller used every cult leader tactic on record during her time coaching the junior elite team on #DanceMoms. In this essay I will

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

Chris’ pov on our dates

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

@ moo deng & poppy & mars

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

seems like the best way to get myself out of a bad headspace these days is to watch videos of newborn pygmy hippos

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m gonna turn all this pain into something beautiful. like a poorly timed joke that makes everyone feel weird

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

living with a child is total whiplash because one heartwarming minute you’re teaching them a new life skill and the next insane minute you’re arguing with them that they do NOT, in fact, have webbed feet

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

Anybody else notice that the more target panders to conservatives the uglier its clothes have gotten?

[emnete @emnetee]

i laugh at my own jokes bc i am my target audience. y’all just happen to be there fr

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

Anybody know where Kendrick got his jeans

[MevDot @mevdot]

Moo Dengs new dance move is a vibe. Everyone do the #moodeng

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

Moo Fast Moo Furious

[Aura @auramoneyman]

She’s such a show off 🤣🤣

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

when the oil change man shows me the lil metal stick and I have to pretend like I know what I’m supposed to be looking for

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

a year and a half later and I’m still injecting this into my veins on a weekly basis @ivehaditpodcast

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

recently discovered a podcast that is just two middle aged women bitching about petty stuff that makes them mad and honestly I cannot stop listening to it

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

I love the internet

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

WHY 💀💀💀💀

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

I feel so happy for Lindsay Lohan 😭🥹

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

what it looks like to work two jobs while in the last month of wedding planning #teamnosleep

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

The woman that shared this on Facebook used to bully me 🤣 and yes her daughter is mean too

[Emily @emilyannwilli]

taking mental notes today of the people who are celebrating a convicted felon/rapist/twice impeached/coup-inciting cult leader taking one of the most powerful positions in the world

Thanks for letting us all know where you stand.

[Lauren @LABC222]

Five minutes on Facebook is a good reminder why I don’t go to church anymore.