emily

28 | baker | nffc

[emily @emilyarx]

this baby better come out with a full head of hair, the amount of heartburn i’ve had whilst pregnant is ridiculous

[emily @emilyarx]

what a coincidence that my maternity leave starts the day that spiderman is released…

[emily @emilyarx]

ok so did anyone else hit the third trimester and have the absolute FEAR hit them like a tonne of bricks??? because same

[emily @emilyarx]

not me googling last minute holidays for my AL next week and whether you can fly at 26 weeks pregnant when a) i’m on AL alone and b) i have no money

[emily @emilyarx]

@DeliverooHelp my driver just went to a completely random address that is not on the delivery route and stopped for around 5 minutes, i sent them a message and they said they had another order to deliver, don’t you normally say when there is another order to deliver first?

[emily @emilyarx]

5sos doing if you don’t know at paris soundcheck, i’m emotional

[emily @emilyarx]

painting baby boy’s room and i swear this “warm beige” paint i got is pink? someone tell me i’m crazy because i’m having a mental breakdown 🙃 with natural light and without

[emily @emilyarx]

@DeliverooHelp wanting me to send photo evidence that McDonalds sent me a Diet Coke rather than the full fat coke that I ordered, how exactly am I supposed to do that?

[meghan @deloisivete]

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of quit emailing me so much before Christmas

[emily @emilyarx]

@rachel_mcfly i just got this one from m&s, it’s super warm and cosy! https://t.co/4EfbEAtBhT

[emily @emilyarx]

@AmazonHelp I need to speak to someone about my order but the customer service chat won’t work

[emily @emilyarx]

hate when people try to talk to me in the lift at work, why are we making small talk

[emily @emilyarx]

motorpoint arena have just released a load more tickets for tonight and there’s standing available if anyone is interested

[emily @emilyarx]

@rachel_mcfly yeah i’m going again tonight, same block but lower down so hoping there’s better vibes 😂 there was also a woman in my block who actually kept booing mcfly and squealing her lungs out at busted, was very irritating

[emily @emilyarx]

woman next to me last night literally spent the entirety of mcfly’s set on her phone scrolling facebook and then stood up for about 2 of busted’s songs 🤯

[emily @emilyarx]

get unnecessarily irate when people put their babies in proper shoes/trainers, don’t tell me it’s “just for fashion” you’re literally damaging the development of their feet, BABIES SHOULDNT WEAR SHOES UNTIL THEYRE AT LEAST 1

[emily @emilyarx]

i’m convinced mack is the one who’s going to die and i can’t take it #emmerdale

[emily @emilyarx]

what do you mean luke hemmings is a father now, my god

[emily @emilyarx]

spent 4 hours around people so naturally i came home and spent 4 hours laid in bed alone, the social overstimulation was real