I thought last week was bad when i found out Ariana didn’t stock pens and batteries but then this week it’s revealed Ariana didn’t follow Tom around when he would go out to cheat on her. I’m sorry, but honestly, I don’t think Ariana can be redeemed at this point. #PumpRules
The grip strength allowing sloths to spend 90 percent of their lives in trees is from claws that are actually formed from elongated and curved distal phalange bones covered in keratin
I’m not ashamed to admit I’ve been wiping away tears this morning
I come across this video and start laughing through them — Mike Leach comforting me about his own death
online stores love to say “your order is on its way!” then when you go to the tracking number they gave you all of a sudden it’s “can you fucking relax?? we just printed the label..”
If someone wants to stop abortion, they would be pushing sex-ed and free birth control (all forms!). They would be teaching boys and men that they can easily prevent abortion simply by ejaculating responsibly. They would be promoting the awesomeness of condoms and vasectomies.