Emily Bache

[Emily Phillips @EmilyPhil7]

real tears at what I just found in my asda basket

[Lil' Dude of the Day! @LilDudesDaily]

today's lil' fella of the day is tutter from bear in the big blue house!! (he/him)

[A happier day @AHappierDay]

This owl captured child's hobby horse and carries it around the town

[Florence Craig @flocraig_]

I produced a short film, written and voiced by @d_a_robson and beautifully animated by @arckopolo, exploring the origins of consciousness in the animal kingdom. Check it out if you get the chance! (I’m obsessed with the little squid) https://t.co/7w3DM9Gp5P

[Emily Bache @emilybachee]

Telling myself all the money I’ve spent today to get home to the family doesn’t count because ✨ I’m on my holibobs✨

[Emily Bache @emilybachee]

@flocraig_ Functioning organs are overrated anyway x

[BBC Reel @BBC_Reel]

Meet Demodex, or the face mite, a microscopic arachnid that exclusively lives on human skin.

It’s estimated that there’s between 1.5 and 2.5 million of them living on your body at any given time, as @flocraig_ explains.

[Dr. Jeff Computers @JeffMyspace]

We used to pay real money for ringtones and now if my phone makes a noise it ruins my day

[Bucky, president of the claude giroux fanclub @princesDameron]

everyone with cats please tell your cats i said hi

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

*me doing an at-home covid test*
“lol, what am I even, an adorable little scientist?”

[Emily Bache @emilybachee]

@flocraig_ I can’t wait to binge watch it tonight

[elena gail chavira 🥀 @elenagchavira]

me ignoring the bad in someone

[Emily Bache @emilybachee]

@Queenrat_ I see you in a jumpsuit or a power suit in a strong jewel colour (obviously with your signature red lip)

[Emily Bache @emilybachee]

If adulthood isn’t coming home and feeding dreamies to the stray cat that lives on your street, instead of going to an after party, what is?

[Emily Bache @emilybachee]

As if someone just opened our front door and shouted ‘yo!’ before realising they had opened the wrong door 😭 may never recover

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

The dining table at our rental house is glass. This is what I see for the entire meal.

[Emily Bache @emilybachee]

Boyfriend let out a massive fart in the background of a work call yesterday and I’m still not over the awkward silence that followed x

[abby @outoflemonjuice]

i wish the climate knew she didn’t have to change for anyone :(

[Emily Bache @emilybachee]

Never thought I’d have a grown man trying to make himself throw up on the floor in retaliation to me telling him he couldn’t stand in the way of the exit...