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[emily bard @emilybard]

I feel like an old man when I say this, but sometimes you really do need that rain #healing

[emily bard @emilybard]

Not me bursting into tears when the Starbucks ladies made me my drink even though I ordered to the wrong store

[R/GA @RGA]

Trying to get people excited about working on something with no media budget

[emily bard @emilybard]

Outlook calendar invites should have an "interested" option so I can respond to meetings like I do on FB. I RSVP'd but have no plans to go

[emily bard @emilybard]

Taylor Swift would never

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For one of my weddings I'm going to have an app where the seats release at noon on a Friday and you have to book your own spot with a presale code

[emily bard @emilybard]

Some personal news: I’m now into elephants. I don’t discriminate based on ear size, they’re all beautiful.

[emily bard @emilybard]

My new favorite thing is befriending 23 year olds celebrating a birthday so they can tell me they never knew people (me) could be so pretty and so fun

[emily bard @emilybard]

People who like Noah Kahan music are not people who like music.

[emily bard @emilybard]

I am going to lose my mind @MTA

[emily bard @emilybard]

I implore you to continuously revisit her words for new meaning throughout your life

[Cher @cher]

I Need To Shoot My Phone

[sextina acab-fina @giltcomplex]

i think we as a society overestimate how much people want a souvenir with someone else’s monogram and wedding date on them

[levy @1929stockcrash]

passed by this ad where Chet hanks is the face of a morning after pill lol

[emily bard @emilybard]

Hear me out: Theo Vonn is Tracey Morgan

[emily bard @emilybard]

Highly recommend having at least one friend who is divorced with no job, just living off investments and down to go to Mexico whenever you want

[emily bard @emilybard]

Pamela Des barres and I have exchanged DMs and now you can’t tell me I am not the most powerful woman in the world

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Just got invited to a pilates and wine class. no thank you I am saving this for my first divorce

[emily bard @emilybard]

Having one of those weeks where you are reminded of the grit it takes to live in NYC coinciding with unusually high volume of spam calls/texts feels like a conspiring joke. I will show you all!

[ich @sevignyism]

jude law & kate moss, 2000

[R/GA @RGA]

Work is like soccer because sometimes you just need to make it through the meeting without losing

[emily bard @emilybard]

Can someone confirm @jarule is being paid for the increase in streaming of his song “New York” because Fyre Fest really did him dirty. #Knicksin5