Emily

a half pound tube of hot dog wonder

[Emily @emilybaumgartnr]

Just ate shit in the parking lot

[molly 🫶🏻 @guardsswift]

So you agree? You think this country has a problem with gun violence.

[Emily @emilybaumgartnr]

Nickelback just came on in the bowling center TURN THAT SHIT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emily @emilybaumgartnr]

Who sees a 2025 Hyundai Santa Fe and says “yeah, I want that”

[joe bro @jbromovies]

I love caffeine free diet soda I’m just sipping on brown bullshit for no reason

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

I’m sorry I could never move in silence I need to announce literally everything I’m doing

[alfie @alfienxo]

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Elon’s next tweet

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

elon and trump messy gay breakup happy pride month❤️

[K @kourtneyinhell]

the older I get the more I start to understand the appeal of birdwatching as a hobby. I do find myself watching these mfs quite often

[໊ @sonohoor]

idk why doctors only give stickers to kids? like hello i was also brave today

[kats👾 @misandristkats]

“Women are too emotional to be leaders”

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Sorry I’m a little behind. Was it DEI or a trans athlete that crashed the stock market

[a @boopyape]

“Girl, the tariffs…” is the new excuse I’m using to not go out

[G @Xxyatusabe]

That hour we lost was the one i was going to use to be nicer to men

[Emily @emilybaumgartnr]

I just got told by a coworker that I “look like someone who watches Shark Tank a lot”. Trying to dissect what that means from a psychological prospective brb

[Emily @emilybaumgartnr]

Don’t text I’m crying over that anglerfish AGAIN

[Carlos @SomeKirbyFan]

why what happened

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice