Emily

24 | Utah

[Emily @emilybgus]

Coworker: How do you keep up on all your emails and tasks?

Me: Severe anxiety

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

All income is disposable income if you’re fun and irresponsible

[Emily @emilybgus]

I miss when I was a college student in Hawaii and I could pack up my entire life into 2 suitcases in under 45 minutes. What a time.

[Emily @emilybgus]

@lauraburkeee @AppleMusic I mean at the very least Apple Music creates a playlist for you with your top streamed songs. So that’s something?

[tris 🏃‍♂️ @nottriscravello]

these gpa-looking gas prices need to go! $3.89 is summa cum laude gas. i need some academic probation gas ⛽️

[State of Utah Updates @UtahUpdates]

We’ll put reflective lines on the road when you guys stop being so annoying about it. Like, we were going to do it, but then you kept bugging us about it. And now we don’t want to do it anymore.

[Emily @emilybgus]

When you have no food in the house, but you’re leaving on vacation in a couple days, so you don’t want to buy any groceries. I guess crackers make a good meal

[Emily @emilybgus]

@lauraburkeee So many to keep track of

[Emily @emilybgus]

Anyone else fill up on snacks while they wait for their actual food to cook?

[Emily @emilybgus]

If the speed minimum is 45 mph please at least go 40. Thanks.

[annie @thisyearsgurl]

22 is the 7th grade of your 20’s

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

this pandemic has melted my brain every human interaction feels like talking to my crush in 8th grade

[𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐲. @dreamyygal]

i wasn’t made to work a 9-5, i was made to swim in turquoise waters, eat fruit, and paint in a villa by the sea

[Emily @emilybgus]

@lauraburkeee You just get spammed whenever I’m bored at work

[Emily @emilybgus]

@TylerJCameron3 Seven Brothers - order the Shem Burger