mle 🦥

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

you accidentally swipe into that shop tab on tiktok and it be tryna holding you hostage. unhand me you bedazzled temu

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

If your cat is curious abt what you're eating always let em have a lil whiff. 9/10 times they don't even wanna eat it they just wanted to know what it was. it's cute

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I see someone with my name
(I'm the original)

[romanoff @querenciaty]

Wattpadle büyümüş kızları assssla hafife almayın

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Just watched a lady get into her car, turn on Shania Twain, hit her vape like ten times, and then reverse directly into the SUV behind her in the grocery store parking lot. I was like damn bruv

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

I’m at an age where opening my blinds to get some sunlight in the house brings me joy.

[masha @masha_slp]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[Lexa @Lexax96]

cuando estás yendo a molestar a tu gato y ya lo sabe

[k @ysljennii]

me with the laundry from the dryer

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Taking a midday nap alongside your cat is so special like yes please show me your culture

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

People: "You don't have kids, you can sleep in on weekends"

My cat at 5 a.m.:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 52 seconds left before my alarm goes off

[rave* @rareblurs]

me at 6:25am changing my alarm from 6:30 to 6:35am

[latke @latkedelrey]

what if i cry

[A @deafandblinddog]

Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe

[cyborghost @cyb0rgh0st]

Kid Pix (1991)

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

“you just want an easy life.”
yeah, that’s kinda the point.

[horse @horsetwting]

we keep going

[Harry Robinson @HarryLotusEater]

They made work pointless and now people are treating it like it's pointless. Who could have predicted?

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Play that banjo, you delightful storytelling son of a bitch.