chronic migraine sufferer

professional martyr

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

it's funny that if you see a guy like this he's either delightfully gay or evil in a way that few people on earth are

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

@NFL @RapSheet @TomPelissero @MikeGarafolo Amari Cooper’s comeback with the Raiders

[robert loggia shady facts @appleeater5000]

in another life i would have really liked just smoking crack and listening to fleet foxes with you

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. wrap it up

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Addison Rae claps back at those who claim she’s disingenuous:

“Oh, she’s trying so hard… how about you try at all. We can tell you’re not.”

[seawitch @4channeboleyn]

How it feels to have no tattoos when no tattoos is the new tattoos

[chronic migraine sufferer @emilyclarkeyeah]

im something of a tusi pioneer myself

[John @iam_johnw]

Aaron Rodgers and davante Adams going on pat mcafee like they were about to make a Super Bowl run is even more hilarious now

[chronic migraine sufferer @emilyclarkeyeah]

Maybe we need to bring back clapping when the plane lands

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

Your boyfriend isn’t supposed to be your best friend lol he’s the person you do competitive anorexia with

[Horned Sphere @Horned_Sphere]

Just found out your boss isn’t supposed to hit you

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Days like this on twitter feel like a bird got into the classroom

[garshmo @garshmo]

Girls knit cause they are spiders

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I think I tweaked a lot because I don’t have a man