Emily Schwartz

Opinions represent my own • Instagram: @emilycschwartz *Excessive Bravo & Bachelor Tweeter*

[mani⁷ IS SEEING BTS🤎⊙⊝⊜ @strwbrryoongii]

NAH LOVE ISLAND PRODUCERS COME GET UR FUCKING EMMY RIGHT NOW YALL ATE THIS REAL FUCKING BADDDD

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listening to the lyrics "where the hell is my husband" as the giant turkey float graces our screens is exactly why the macy's thanksgiving day parade was created in the first place

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The Traitors (Democratic Senators) Cast

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just beac-h #LoveIslandUSA

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SNL, you know what needs to be done 😏

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From now on, this is how every contestant on #TheTraitorsUS will act when a Housewife walks through the castle doors. Capeesh?

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Happy “sit on your couch and watch #Wicked over and over until the end of time” day!

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4 months ago Katie Schumacher-Cawley, Penn State Women’s Volleyball head coach, was diagnosed with breast cancer.

Today, she became the FIRST EVER female head coach to win a National Championship in Division I Women's Volleyball! 🏆

Courageous. Resilient. Inspirational.

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Kamala Harris just received a 12-minute standing ovation in the living room where I just watched her eviscerate Trump with her rebuttal to his abortion response. #Debate2024

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From the windows to the walz to the couch

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Tim Walz makes couch joke in reference to JD Vance:

“I can’t wait to debate the guy — that is if he’s willing to get off the couch and show up.”

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Dolores before vs. Dolores after
lunch at Rails lunch at Rails
#RHONJ

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Stephen “Clark Kent” Nedoroscik #Paris2024

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OH MY GOD SUNI 😭😭

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this season on the (oval) office

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Watching the debate and waiting for a hot new bombshell to enter the villa.

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The #TonyAwards is such a big night for Broadway / to get in new people to see the shows. They *need* to figure out the sound mixing / audio / sound please please please.

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The Last Supper (2023) & The Last Supper (2024)

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@BravoTV I smell our next RHUGT 👀 #SummerHouse

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A modern day poem:

You called me a little bitch.
You called me a little baby.
A little momma’s boy.
Run home to your parents.

Lindsay Hubbard, spoken by Carl Radke, #SummerHouse 2024

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Jax Taylor. Tom Sandoval. Tom Schwartz. #PumpRules #TheValley